http://www.andiesisle.com/thefirstchristmasgift.html

You are probably going to have to insert it by hand yet it is more than worth the effort. May you please pass it on as I am doing now. Thanks AZRON! Peace be with you all the rest of your days. TS

It's third and goal and the ball is snapped. The line opens up a hole a blind cripple could get through and as the back crosses the goal line he does a shoulder shimmy and saunters over to the sideline.
Now I'm no critic of how one celebrates but if you only got where you are by good team play don't disgrace them with ones blatant ego boosting. I don't think it matters who this back was it matters only that it is done more and more frequently over the past 10 years or so. I always was told that FOOTBALL was a team sport and the owners have allowed blatant disregard for this. Now how do you re-educate a football player. You make his actions cost him. If this angers these self proclaimed hero's than fine. Another thing is if they are so quick to call attention to themself I would like them to acknowledge thier screw-ups as well. Whoops ain't got time for that it's already three hrs to view a sixty minute game. God I loved FOOTBALL and pray one day it will return. TS

sorry PLAY BALL

Life is all about asses
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one ...
That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as
possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He
who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

It didn't show the pic, but it was really funny..it was a picture of an elf mooning you. So that's why you have been elfed..ha ha

ttfn
Beth Meiller

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Perso nality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy can I have a chocolate, hey pretty lights, why is France so far
away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle&nb sp;......

TTFN

Beth Meiller

Thank you so much for this GEM of humor!