>In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>punishable by death.
>
>(Like THAT makes sense.)
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>
>In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
>prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
>only see their reflection in a mirror.
>
>(Do they look different reversed?)
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>
>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
>applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
>a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
>(A brick?)
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>
>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.!
>
>(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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>
>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
>deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
>the first time
>
>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>
>
>(Let's just think for a minute; is there
>any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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>
>In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
>
>
>The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
>desired.
>
>(Ah! Justice!)
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>
>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical
>fish stores.
>
>(But of course!)
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>
>In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
>
>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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>
>In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
>and her daughter at the same time.
>
>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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>
>In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
>exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in
>places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
>
>(Is this a great country or what?
>Well, not as great as Guam !)
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>
>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>
>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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>
>
>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
>and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>
>(From drinking little bottles of???)
>(Did the government pay for this research??)
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>
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>(Ah, geez.)
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>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>(I know some people like that.)
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>
>Starfish don't have brains.
>
>(I know some people like that, too.)
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>And, the best for last?
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
>(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)